theres a big difference between being done with homework and homework being done
I hate when you’re hanging out with a group of friends and someone says how much they weigh and then for some reason everyone else feels obligated to announce how much they weigh and it goes around in a circle and I’m just like as you can see carbs have played an effective roll in my life
Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
Also petition to make YA writers stop writing about nerdy, awkward guys whose lives change when they meet a quirky bubbly girl